PURPLE DRANK: THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

Man, that concoction is the real thing. It'll knock you out quicker than a right hook to the jaw. You start feelin' euphoric, like you can run through walls. But lemme tell ya, it ain't worth it. One minute you're happy as a clam, the next you're sick as hell. This stuff can mess your body real bad. You gotta be careful, cuz it's serious business.